Friday, December 23, 2011

Stateside Shenanigans...

Yeep!  I've gone almost a whole month without writing a single post... bad dwee... and now it's the New Year!  Sheesh...must attribute that to all the craziness that's been going on since I've been back in the good ol' US of A (or as we like to say, "A-murrr-ikah").  I guess, since I've been such a delinquent at blogging, and at the moment, I'm about to pass out, I'll do a quick and dirty rundown of what I've done over the last few weeks...

Flew back on Dec 8th from Abuja... took probably 24 hours total to get from ABV to LAX, via Accra and JFK.  While waiting at the airport in Nigeria, I struck up a conversation with a nice, old British dude who does "country branding" for a living... interesting topic... perhaps for another blog post, haha.  Okok fine, in a nutshell, he helps build a better PR image for countries, based on what gets reported in news wires.  It was just really nice to have a stimulating, intellectual conversation with someone for the long haul home... he even treated me to coffee at JFK :)  Yay for novel ways to pass the time while flying.

First thing that I did when I landed at LAX--aside from doing a little dance in my seat and squealing like the little girl that I am-- was going to eat Dim Sum with my gran and dad and then getting a much needed haircut.  Awesome first meal back, considering I didn't really eat anything on the plane ride home (DELTA, why can't you try and be more like your cooler sister carrier, KLM and serve real food? sigh).  Hm... should have really written this earlier, as I can barely remember what I did... meh.  Doesn't really matter I guess, haha.  Bottom line is, awesome food at home... not exactly a surprise.  Gran left the next day from LAX to go back to Taiwan, so headed to the airport a second time... only to go BACK to LAX the following day (third time's the charm, right?) for my week-long Midwest tour of interviewing, friend visiting, and general revelry in actual COLD winter weather. 

The Midwest trip started in Chicago, where it wasn't actually THAT cold (down jacket still helped, but nothing as cold as I had imagined it to be)... first interview was quite relaxed, and two of my interviewers were quite engaging and was so fortunate to have common topics to talk about; one was an ophthalmologist who trains fellows in Nigeria (how fitting to talk to her about everything Nigerian), and the other was from Glendale (SoCal represent!)... wasn't too nervous and actually, dare I say, enjoyed my time there... Saeby graciously hosted me while I was in Chicago, so it was really nice to see her and hang out with her and her roommates.  Got to do some usual touristy stuff while I was chillin in Chicago for the next couple of days: Hancock Tower Signature Room for uber expensive drinks + awesome view of the city, deep dish pizza at Lou Malnati's (which I keep thinking is called "Illuminati's" haha), walking along the Magnificent Mile and State St for the obligatory Chicago window-shopping, gluhwein and bratwurst at the Kris Kringle Market, and driving along Museum Drive for an awesome night view of the city from across the Lake.... oh Chicago, I love you, even though you are so flippin cold and windy.
Flew out to to Indianapolis and then drove 2 hours over to Cincinnati for my next interview.  I stayed at the University Hospital's Hotel, which consisted of converting the 3rd floor of one of their smaller hospitals into "hotel rooms"--I slept on a hospital bed... it was kind of weird, to say the least.  Interview went well, it was the new MMI "speed dating" format, so I got some very interesting questions and scenarios.  Drove my dinky rental car back to Indianapolis and stayed at a local Indy airport hotel before flying out at the crack of dawn the next day.  I had my rental car scratched at the Barnes and Noble parking lot the night before, but when I returned it, no one said anything (maybe it was just too early in the morning), so I didn't have to pay anything additional... lesson learned: still pay for liability insurance even though you THINK nothing is going to happen, because when you think that, something inevitably will :T

Christmas holiday at home over the next couple of weeks consisted of constant baking of cookies in the kitchen, sprinkled in with friends visiting, playing Santa and delivering baked goods and presents, and a short trip to Santa Barbara for Myka pupster's first vacation... It was his vacation more than ours, since we had to cater all of our activities around him.  I found a pet friendly hotel and an off-leash dog beach nearby for his first romp along the beach... we had to throw tennis balls into the waves in order for him to get close to the water. 
Here is a short movie clip of Myka running around on the beach:

All in all, he had a bunch of fun, I think, since he immediately passed out when we got home.  Fambam did some wine and beer tasting while in SB, enjoyed savory cheesy goodness at C'est Cheese, a cute family-owned cheese shop, at at the Super Rica Tacqueria (which got a stamp of approval from Julia Child), and then did some obligatory outlet shopping at the Camarillo outlets on the way back home. :)  Yay holiday trips.

Not much else happened, that I can remember... Kai went to Taiwan on the 26th for 2 weeks, and Lauren drove up from San Diego on the 31st to hang out for NYE... although we didn't do anything too crazy.  Burgers at UMAMI burger in Santa Monica, walked along 3rd St Promenade and then saw Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.  Oh... Dad and I spent a good few days testing out new recipes in the kitchen (no surprise there)- prime rib, home made pizza, turkey confit, lamb chops with gremolata crust, seared scallops and shrimp using his new stainless steel pan... oh food.  oh deliciousness.  Holidays wouldn't be complete in the Liu household without new kitchen appliances and major feasting. 

Returning to Abuja on the 4th... tummy full and emotionally and mentally recharged...

Happy 2012 Everyone!

Monday, December 5, 2011

BW is my name...

Don't wear it out!  Ok, so I need to preface this post's title with what "BW" actually means... so remember from my last post about World AIDS Day, where the Embassy was slightly in chaos as we tried to coordinate events at the last minute?  Well, my true "B" nature came out (will explain later) and I started directing people around so that we wouldn't be scrambling last minute as the Ambassador rolled in... of course, when I direct people, my voice natural gets a "little" louder.  So, the head of HR, Pegie (sp?) saw me bossing the USAID info table peeps around, and started calling me "BW", for Bossy Woman.  And now, whenever I see him at the Embassy, that's what he calls me.  Just one teensy weensy instance, and I'm branded for life.  O_o

Unfortunately, or fortunately as the case may be, my BW side reared its ugly head again this morning as we set out for a pilot test of our site visit assessment.  In short, we have these questionnaires that we're trying to administer to our HIV care and treatment facilities, to assess whether they are providing the necessary services to the patients, and what areas or services need improvement.  Today's trial run was to see what kinks needed to be worked out before we actually started running the program officially.  I can understand the slight urge to try and fit in a pilot run before the end of the calendar year, just so that the office could get a general idea of what needs to be fixed/tweaked/added/etc.  But as a representative of a government organization, how can you expect to run a successful pilot if you don't take the time to prepare for it?  Pilot does not mean you do everything on the fly!  ARGH.  Sorry, this is my rant for the year (thankfully it's December, so I haven't touched next year's quota yet :P).  How do you expect the medical director of the hospital to prepare for a visit by the CDC if you give them less than one business day's notice?  And then, to make matters worse, you don't show up the day you had planned (last minute, might I add)?  Oh wait, I'm not done.  You reschedule it to the following day, then you arrive almost 2 1/2 hours late, because you didn't print out usable hard copies of the questionnaires?  OMFG.  This is the CDC for crying out loud!  Jess and I spent almost 2 hours sitting in the van, waiting in the motorpool parking lot before the team lead could figure out how to print the forms so that the font wasn't miniscule 2 point font.  (Oh yes, I failed to mention that we actually left the parking lot once before, and it was upon finding out the font was 2 point font that we turned around and returned to the CDC office, only to wait 2+ hours for senior team leads to figure out how to print the stupid questionnaires properly)



What really pushed me off the edge this morning was how the team lead wanted to have a meeting in the van before leaving for the hospital (mind you, we were already 2+ hours late), on how we were going to run the site visit.  Uh... where were you on Friday?  Why are we doing this now?  And he started talking about how he doesn't know how to score the questionnaire... PEOPLE: YOU DON'T GO IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!!!!!  Blaargggh.  I couldn't hold it in any longer--I basically lashed out at him and said we should NOT be running a site visit if no one knows what to do.  Then he started shirking responsibility, saying that it wasn't his fault, blahblah.  Seriously?  Please grow a pair and act like an adult, you are not a 5 year old.  SIGH. 
Ok, so enough ranting.  To tie this back into my whole "BW" title... I was chatting with our veterinary medicine officer later in the afternoon, and one of the site visit team members popped by her office to say hi to us... then proceeded to say, "Wow Teresa, I never knew you could be so LOUD".


So there you have it.  I'm loud and I'm bossy.  But you already knew that right? :)  I guess I should be LBW from now on...


3 days and counting until I am stateside again! Cali, get ready for my arrival!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

World AIDS Day!

Happy 23rd World AIDS Day!  I mean, not that we should be happily celebrating AIDS, just that we should be commemorating how... terrible AIDS is...?  I think I just botched that one.  :T

In any case, today is officially the 23rd commemoration of World AIDS Day.  As a PEPFAR-funded global health fellow, it behooves me to put a plug in for increased AIDS awareness around the world.  We (at the CDC) actually celebrated it yesterday at the US Embassy, since the Government of Nigeria had its own celebrations and functions today... we couldn't very well have the Americans upstaging the Nigerian Government, now could we?  Poor Jessica was stuck being the events planner for the festivities yesterday... it turned out ok in the end, but things were looking slightly shaky at the start to the morning.  With security heightened due to Boko Haram and other extremist groups, it was difficult to get all the personnel from local implementing partners into the Embassy... security is pretty tight there, and everyone who isn't with the US Embassy (CDC is technically part of the Embassy) needs to be escorted onto the compound at all times.  In short, we needed to babysit them. O_o  We had educational sessions on HIV awareness, blood safety, epidemiology of HIV, etc etc... free counseling and testing, a blood drive, and HIV positive individuals who sold their handicrafts.  One of the vendors was actually at the AISA crafts fair on Saturday--they organization is called Women of Hope (www.womenofhopecreations.blogspot.com), and they make quilt-type products.  I got a few for holiday gifts, so for now, no pictures of those, or it will spoil the surprise. :)  The US Ambassador spoke as well... it was all a bit of a blur yesterday, trying to help coordinate when I had no idea what was going on.  In the end, my "B" self just came out and I started directing people around based on what I thought would be best, since there weren't enough Embassy staff around to ask.  When in doubt, just go with your gut right?  -_- 
Here are some pictures of WAD at the US Embassy in Abuja:

 EFMC HIV Testing Crew and their spiffy tent.
 Shirley, our PEPFAR Coordinator, opening up WAD with an introductory speech.
 Prof. Nasidi, our self-proclaimed surrogate Nigerian dad, he's the director of the Nigerian CDC.
 Mary Beth, founder of the Women of Hope Creations organization, and Esther, one of the HIV-positive women who has benefited from the org and makes these awesome quilts!


 Ambassador McCulley rockin his Movember 'stache and the WAD poloshirt and hat given out at the fair.
 Ambassador McCulley rifling through the quilts... hunting for Christmas gifts?
 View of the Embassy lobby, where the vendors and blood drive set up.
 Yay for donating blood!

Double yay for Peji, donating blood!


In other news, S E V E N more days until home!  So excited... but time has somehow come to a stand still here... just need to power through one more week... let the packing begin!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Thanksgiving HOP!


This was my first Thanksgiving away from home… I mean, I spent Thanksgiving at my aunt's place in Indy the two years I was living on the East Coast, but I've never been out of the States before for turkey day.  It may not seem that big of a deal, but the Liu Fam puts on a ridiculous production every year, and this year was no different; I actually think we try to one up each subsequent year--dad decided to splurge and bought duck fat from Williams-Sonoma so he could make turkey confit this year.  WTF!  The one year that I'm not home, and he gets all crazy creative on me.  Tsok, I'll just make him redo everything when I come back from Christmas… :D

Anyhow, enough about the holiday that I didn't get to experience.  I actually participated in my first Thanksgiving hop this year: two Thanksgiving feasts, one right after another!  First to Lora's house for a traditional Thanksgiving feast with all the usual fixings (Lora is our veterinary epidemiologist at the CDC), then to Subroto's house (my mentor) for a more hodgepodge, meat-centralized dinner.   Thursday morning started with a preliminary baking attempt in our apartment's kitchen… I decided to bake a jam crumb cake for Subroto's party… but I first had to figure out how to use the gas oven, ie light it without blowing the apartment up.  Jess was able to help out and lighting the stove went quite smoothly.  I did have to improvise though--our oven didn't have a temperature gauge and I didn't have measuring cups or spoons with me, so I had to eyeball everything.  It was definitely a test of my baking abilities, heh.  It took me almost double the time to make the cake (I've baked this one many times over, usually only takes me 15 minutes to prep, even in the crappy kitchen that I had in Baltimore).  Some observations about the ingredients: the butter is strangely yellow and the salted version is a LOT saltier than the US salted butter version… the sugar is a lot grainier, and… well, I guess everything else is the same.  :T  The cake turned out quite well surprisingly, so I packed that up and readied the ingredients for Lora's cranberry streusel cake that I was going to bake at her place (using a standard American oven with digitized temperatures, thank goodness).  Jess and I taxied over to Lora's housing compound early in the afternoon so that I had enough time to bake my cake and also make mashed potatoes for the dinner.  In the Liu household, we don't follow the American tradition of beginning the feast at 4 in the afternoon, so it was really weird to have to get all the food ready at such an early hour.  Cake and mashed potatoes made it in time for a start at 430pm… although the mashed potatoes were an odd yellow color, courtesy of the weird butter that they have here.  Lora invited a lot of US Embassy people over of Thanksgiving, so it was nice to interact with Americans outside of the CDC.  My favorite dish that night was the apple cranberry stuffing that Lora made, but I must say, my mashed potatoes were pretty damn good too… huge hit if I do say so myself (there weren't any leftovers of the mashed potatoes, haha).  My cake was just ok… I think I underestimated the sugar, so it wasn't as sweet as I had wanted it to be… also might have put too much buttermilk in the mixture.. but other people still liked it :D

 Red Velvet Cake (above)! More Desserts (below)! I made the rectangular one. :)
Turkey!  Too bad we didn't get a picture of it before it was all sliced up :T

We made our way over to Subroto's place around 7pm, and having eaten so much from Lora's party, I could only manage half of a samosa (Indian food at Thanksgiving?) and a half glass of wine.  However, I really enjoyed the wine… will have to search for Pinotage South African red wine when I get back to the States… it's a really smooth red, should go well with the rack of lamb that dad is going to make… YUM.  Anyhow, the company was more interesting than the food at this party… our country director, Dr. Okey, came along with his brother, a few more Embassy people, and Prof Nassidi, the director of the Nigerian CDC (separate from our CDC Nigeria Office)… who has taken it upon himself to call me and Jessica his daughters.  Somewhere in between all the raucous laughter and drunken banter, I mentioned to Dr. Okey's brother that I like opera… I can't remember how we got on the subject, but from that conversation starter, we began talking about all the cool operas and different genres… and then promptly got my third marriage proposal in Nigeria from Dr. Okey's brother.  I half-jokingly said that I would think about it, if he got us front row tickets to the NY Metropolitan Opera (he lives in NY)… I'll have to take him up on the offer the next time I'm in NY, hehe.  All in all, it was a successful Thanksgiving hop, aside from the four mosquito bites that I received that night (which I subsequently discovered the next morning… having scratched myself raw the night before.  O_o 

Unfortunately we didn't get Friday after Thanksgiving off… but since I didn't have much to do that day, I spent the majority of the morning surfing the net for Black Friday deals.  My disclaimer on work is that I do have my share of projects that I was assigned to.. but no one has shown me where the data is so… I can't get started on it, hehehe.  I was pretty wiped from the day before, and pretty groggy, so it wasn't until halfway through the morning that I realized I only had one contact lens on; somehow I had managed to drop my left eye contact lens somewhere, so I had to suffer the entire day with just my right contact lens.  Unfortunate, because my left eye vision is actually a lot worse than my right eye's… I still managed to get through the day and spend an hour at the gym (first time after I got super sick a month ago, what with Europe and work and everything in between) before going home to find my sad, shriveled left contact lens on the sink in our bathroom.  There was a Marine House party that night, but after a whole day of squinting I wasn't really feeling up for boozy times.  I stayed in and watched the rest of Downton Abbey (YAY BBC!) before passing out early.

Saturday was the kick-off for holiday shopping-- Lora picked us up so we could go to the American International School in Abuja's annual Holiday Crafts Fair, where we spent about 2 hours walking around in the hot sun, shopping and haggling for Africa-themed goods.  I came back with some good loot (can't report on what I bought specifically, because then it wouldn't be a surprise anymore!), and got them at pretty decent prices… you'd be surprised at how a smile and dogged persistence can drive the prices down. :D  Thank you mommy… for your… bargaining genes? haha.  After the AISA Fair, we hopped on over to the Marine Consolation BBQ, held in lieu of the Marine Corps Ball.  We caught it at the tail end, but it was nice to sit and eat outside.  Harmattan allows for a slight breeze during the day, so that being outside is tolerable, if you're in the shade.  The food wasn't what I expected though; I was really gunning for American BBQ of sorts, but it ended up being catered food from Spice Foods, Subroto's favorite Indian restaurant here… meh.  Chatted with Lora and Jean (a newbie who works at USAID), and then Lora took us home late afternoon.  We had one more event Saturday night, the German Christmas Bazaar at the Berger Life Camp, where are the Berger employees and families live (Berger is the main German construction firm responsible for basically creating Abuja from scratch)… I had won tickets through a raffle drawing at the Embassy, so Jess and I met up with one of the US Embassy employees for a ride to the Berger compound.  It wasn't quite what I expected, based on how they advertised the event; I guess they restricted the number of vendors and guests because of the UN bombing over the summer.  It was still quite festive though-- they had bratwurst and waffles, crepes and gluwein, the hot mulled wine that Germans serve at the holidays, AND a frigid shipping container to drink the gluwein in (even with a jacket, I only lasted about 5 minutes in the cold room)… holiday crafts weren't as good as the ones I saw in the morning at the school though.  All in all, a very packed and social Saturday,

Today I've done nothing but lounge about at home.  Did a load of laundry, some other mundane chores, and spent the majority of the afternoon journaling… detailing my trip to Paris and Brussels, and the holiday weekend.  Will be heading to the Chinese restaurant so that we can give Uncle Pitt his Belgian Choc gift… come to think of it, this is my last full week of work, before I leave for the States next week!  Countdown: 11 more days to go!  In the meantime, I need to pack and start prepping for interviews again!  Eep!

Paris Je T'aime!

Ok, so this is long overdue, but as promised, I will give day-by-day recount of the hard-earned, weeklong trip to Paris + day trip to Brussels. 

Monday Nov 7th-Tuesday Nov 8th:
The trip started out on a semi-awful note… after having worked EIGHT 10-12 hour days in a row, my brain was so fried that I forgot to bring my AmEx to the airport, which of course, was the one credit card that I needed in order to check in.  Thankfully I remembered about half way to the airport, and since we left early than planned, we had enough time to go back to the apartment so I could dash upstairs and get it.  Check-in was quite smooth, aside from the marriage proposal from the customs officer. :P  Coincidentally, we were on the same flight as one of our senior team leads at the CDC office, so it was nice to chat with him and his wife while we waited to board the plane.  Unfortunately, the plane ride itself was not that smooth-- it was a long overnight trip from Abuja to Amsterdam, particularly with multiple babies wailing the entire 6 hours of the flight.  The layover in Amsterdam was about 3 hours, so Jess and I had some time to do some souvenir shopping (hey, I will be flying to Amsterdam pretty much every single time I come in and out of Africa, so might as well get a memento of sorts). 
I had my first chocolate croissant on the flight from Amsterdam to Paris via AirFrance, and it was oh-so-buttery-delicious, even though the coffee was instant Nescafe (yes, coffee snob that I am)… had a bit of difficulty finding our way through Charles de Gaulle airport, but we managed to buy the correct metro ticket to the city.  Armed with a Google map printout of directions from the landlady of the apartment we were renting, I was able to navigate us from the metro stop to our 4th floor apartment in Marais, a hip, up and coming neighborhood in the third arrondissement (I would say it's sort of like the hipster-y Williamsburg area of Brooklyn). 

The view from our apartment (above), and me sitting at the dining table in our apartment (below)
After settling into the apartment, we set out without plans to explore our local arrondissement and accidentally hit the first landmark, Place des Vosges, one of the oldest squares in Paris, and then walked south and made our way towards the Seine River, where we saw the majestic Hotel de Ville (sadly, I keep meaning to look up what this place is, since I couldn't find it in my guidebook… and I've been back in Abuja for almost 3 weeks now, and I still don't know what it is… lazy bum that I am).   Being the girls that we are, Jess and I got sucked into shopping along Rue de Rivoli and Rue St. Antoine--actually, come to think of it, I had already started; I spotted a super cute cashmere scarf in the window of a shop while walking to Place des Vosges, and impulsively purchased it…following the crowd of other tourists, we found the Bastille monument (no more jail) and took a few pictures there before walking back to the metro atrea where we first arrived for dinner, and to escape the impending rain. 
Me and Jess on a park bench in Place des Vosges (above).
I had downloaded Anthony Bourdain's Paris "No Reservations" episode, but of course, like the entirety of the trip, I didn't plan as extensively as I should have, so I didn't even end up watching it to see what specific restaurants we should try.  Starving and freezing our patooties off, we decided to find the first cafe/brasserie that looked reasonably priced to grab something to eat.  Ended up at Cafe Benjamin in the Chatelet area--I ordered steak tartar and pommes frites and a Nutella crepe to finish it off (it's actually called an "Africa crepe", haha).  After not eating too much meat in Abuja, it was quite nice to feast on steak our first night out. :)  After finishing dinner, we stopped by the local grocery store (G20 Supermarche!) to pick up some fresh fruit, water, ORANGINA!! and I splurged and bought serrano ham and some semi-hard cheese (HEY, when in Paris, live it up!), before going back the apartment and passing out.

Wednesday Nov 9th:
We woke up super early on Wednesday to plan out or day of museum/landmark hopping.  In our attempt to beat the crowds at the Louvre, we took the metro from the Rambauteau station, next to the super ugly Pompidou Art Center--stopping first at Tout Chaud to pick up a pain au chocolat for breakfast--and picked up our museum pass for the week at the office in the museum.  We were able to hit about half of the "famous" art pieces in the Louvre (this was determined by what items were highlighted in the museum map… we just ran from one exhibit to the next, heh… clearly not the cultured way to do it, but oh well), before it got super crowded around 1pm.  We decided to move on, and stopped to have lunch outside, sitting with the Louvre behind us, the Tuileries Garden in front of us, and the Eiffel Tower in the distance, enjoying a ham and butter baguette, Orangina and apricot tart for dessert from the local Paul cart outside the Louvre gates.  YUM. 

 Me goofing around in the Louvre's Medieval Art Exhibit (above), and a lovely picture by the Seine River (below).
 After finishing lunch, we made our way towards the Isle de la Cite, from the Pont Neuf bridge along the Seine, and saw the Square du Vert Galante, a tiny little park at the tip of the island, the Place Dauphine (don't actually remember the significance of this, which is what I get when I journal 3 weeks out from the actual trip :P), and then stood in line for quite some time to see the St. Chapelle Cathedral, one of the oldest churches in Paris.  Unfortunately, it was undergoing major renovations, so there were a few places that were off-limits, but it was awe-inspiring to see the sheer size of the stained-glass windows (if I remember correctly, they are the oldest stained-glass windows in Paris!).  After St. Chapelle, we walked south towards the famed Notre Dame Cathedral and Bell Towers.  Touring the inside of the Cathedral was free, and quite full of tourists, but we had to use our museum pass to access the Towers.  Took some time to wait for the batch of people before us to come down from the Towers before we could go up… 422 spiral-y steps to the top of the towers to see the actual bells and come face to face with centuries-old gargoyles (didn't see Quasimodo though :T).  The view was spectacular, since it was a super clear and sunny afternoon; we were able to see the Monparnasse and Eiffel Towers and the Sacre Coeur Basilica perched on top of the hill in Montmartre.  Coming down from the top of the towers was harder than going up. only because I started getting really dizzy in the process.  We took a few minutes to explore the Crypte Archeologique underneath the Notre Dame Cathedral, but since all the placards were in French. I didn't really understand what the exhibit was trying to show, aside from the obvious fact that they were the ruins of the old city foundations. 

 View of Paris from the top of the Notre Dame Towers (above), pensive gargoyle overlooking the city (below).

 View of the Sacre Coeur Basilica in Montmartre from the top of the Notre Dame Towers (above), full view of the Notre Dame Cathedral, with buttresses! (below)
 We wanted to hit the Pantheon before it closed for the day, so we ran-walked to the Latin Quarter/6th Arrondissement area.  Basically a huge tomb in the middle of the University district, the Pantheon housed a lot of famous dead people-- Marie Curie and her husband, Victor Hugo, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Voltaire, som other famous people… and the Foucault Pendulum, the world's largest.  We got a great view of the Eiffel Tower at dusk after we finished touring the Pantheon, and then we popped into the famous Shakespeare and Co Bookstore on the Left Bank of the Seine, where a lot of American ex-pats spent their time.  Was super cute, but also a bit pricey, so I didn't buy anything (that's what Amazon is for, heh).  We walked our way back to our 3rd Arrondissement neighborhood, along the Rue des Archives, where the Jewish History Museum and National Archives was, and then stopped at the local corner brasserie, called Comptoir du Archives, for an amazing dinner of confit du canard (duck confit!!), pommes frites (but in coin form), soupe a l'oignion (French onion soup with cheese toast on top, heavenly!) and then a glass of their house pinot noir.  It was so reasonably priced for how awesome the food was; in retrospect, I think it was the best meal of the trip, or at least the most… French, haha.  We topped it off with a delicious sucre and buerre (sugar and butter) crepe at Crepes Suzette just down the street, a cute red-awning, closet-sized creperie.  Jess and I had to roll ourselves home, we were so stuffed, and crawled up the four flights of rickety, uneven stairs to our apartment.  Showered in the super tiny shower stall (even just turning around, you would hit the temperature knobs, and depending on the direction that you turned, you would either scald yourself or get a frigid blast of cold water), and spent some time researching activities for tomorrow, before utterly passing out.
Me trying to do the touching pose of the Eiffel Tower, sort of failed... in front of the Pantheon (below)

Thursday Nov 10th:
We started the day with our second trip to the Louvre, to finish off doing our warp-speed tour of the most famous art pieces in the galleries.  Again, stopped by Tout Chaud for breakfast pastries… this time I got a raisin/custard croissant for the road.  We started off at the Louvre by sprinting to the Mona Lisa--she is SO tiny… blows my mind--and then to the headless, Winged Victory statue (if you've ever seen Funny Face with Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire, you'll know this scene), and then the Venus de Milo again (we went to see her yesterday, but Jess wasn't satisfied with the picture that I took of her and the statue… yes, I suck at taking pictures).  All in all, we basically ran our way through the Louvre to see only the most famous items, and even then. it took about 4-5 hours each day to just hit those!  So, moral of the story is to… just come back and visit the Louvre/Paris again the future! :) 
Wandered over tot he Tuileries Garden after we finished with the Louvre, took a few pictures… probably more to see in the spring when everything is blooming… and then hopped over to the Musee L'Orangerie to see Monet's famous Waterlilies paintings.  Actually, this museum was built specifically to house these paintings--Monet wanted to create a peaceful sanctuary after the war (WWII, I think), and so he donated his Waterlilies so they could be displayed here, as a refuge for shell-shocked, war-weary Parisians.  After the Musee L'Orangerie, we walked over to the Place du Concorde, where the large obelisque stands. 

 Took a few obligatory tourist pictures (above, me attempting the jump in mid air pose of the Obelisque) and then hopped on the metro to Rue de Raspail, in the St. Germain du Pre area for an afternoon of Parisienne shopping!  We started of at Un Sac du Jour, a place reviewed in Jess' Lonely Planet guidebook, where you could customize your purse in every way imaginable--it was an interesting concept, but waaay too expensive.  Then we hit the Luxembourg Gardens, except since it was the middle of Fall, there were no flowers, just like the Tuileries Garden…. just a lot of naked trees and dirt flower beds. :(  Again, another reason to come back during the spring or summer!  Unfortunately, this was when I started to feel a painful twinge in my left knee… I tried to walk it off, but it got progressively worse, and I ended up sitting down and watching the locals run around the gardens for a bit before the pain subsided to a dull throbbing, so we could continue walking.  We hobbled to Rue St. Germain and started hunting for famous chocolate and patisserie shops; Jess knew a lot about artisinal chocolate, having worked in a gourmet food shop.  We first stopped at Pierre Herme, one of the more famous chocolateries (he is a famous pastry chef), and bought 3 macarons to try: rose buttercream, chocolate noir, and white truffle!  They wre deliciously fluffy and not too sweet…on a side note, my goal this holiday season is to try and make macarons for holiday gift giving.  Then we walked over to Patrick Roger, another famous and super pricey chocolaterie, where we saw a giant chocolate gorilla in the display window.  Didn't end up buying anything here though… by this time, my knee was hurting so much that we decided to metro it back to the Place du Concorde, so we could check out a few more chocolate shops.  We stopped by Maxim's, a super touristy chocolaterie (although Jess says their chocolate-covered orange peel is divine) so Jess could take a picture of her in front of the flagship store, and then walked over to Rue St. Honore--one of the more ritzy shopping avenues--and hit Michel Cluizel, another chocolaterie.  Either I was really hungry, or just trying to take my mind off my knee, but I splurged and bought four pieces of chocolate (I think it cost me like, almost $15 USD, haha): lavender honey, dark chocolate earl grey, passion fruit ganache, and dark chocolate with sea salt… YUmmerS. 
Super happy Jess in front of Maxim's (below).
 My knee hurt to the point that I could barely put any weight on it, so we made our way home (I was limping pretty badly), and stopped by the local patisserie for a late lunch.  I got a four cheese quiche and some cannele!  Literally crawled my way up the stairs to the apartment, feasted while watching an episode of Once Upon a Time on my Ipad (I think Jess passed out halfway through the episode), and lounged around for a bit/allowed my knee to rest, before going out again for shopping around Marais.  Hey, no pain no gain right? ;P
We walked along the Rue des Rosiers and ended up at the Jewish District, stumbled upon two gourmet tea shops that Jess was familiar with--Palais du The and Kusmi Tea--where I bought a flower black tea mix and a cute teaspoon tea strainer, before walking back to the same Crepes Suzette creperie for a late night snack: a spinach and tomato galette (which is really like a savory buckwheat crepe, not like a free form tart-style galette that I was thinking of), and a marron et creme fraiche (chestnut and fresh cream) crepe for dessert.  Before I eating, I stopped into Comptoir des Cottoniers, a trendy clothing store, where I eyed a super cute, very French grey wool coat… that cost $350USD. O_o  Tried it on, fit perfectly… just… couldn't bring myself to get it just yet…. but more on that later. ^_^  Finshed off the evening by planning out our itinerary for the next couple of days… Brussels, Versailles, new hotel along the Champs-Elysee… !!!

Friday Nov 11th:
Friday morning Jess and I split up--she decided to do a whirlwind tour of the last few major landmarks in Paris, while I stayed in the apartment and rested my bum knee… it was pretty stiff in the morning, but at least I was able to hobble around the apartment and clean things up, pack, etc while Jess visited the Sacre Coeur Basilica and Les Invalides (Napoleon's Tomb).  It was actually nice to stay in and just vege… even at the expense of seeing the sights.  I figured, gotta leave something to see for the next trip to Paris, right?  The last few days were really crazy and jam-packed anyway… was nice to just sit and stare out the window for a while, watch the locals move about… there were definitely more people on the street, since it was a national holiday… Armistice Day, I think is what it's called, to commemorate the end of WWI. 
View of Sacre Coeur in the morning fog, courtesy of Miss Jessica (below).
 When Jess returned around noon, we made our way to our next living accomodation, Hotel Belfast, in the Champs-Elysee/Arc du Triomphe/Eiffel Tower area.  It was a cute hotel, but quite tiny for American standards.  With our luggage, we barely fit into the teensy elevator (definitely not made to accomodate obese American tourists).  I commend ourselves for coughing up a bit more money to stay in nicer places… I had a bad experience in the Madrid hostel when I went to Europe last year… so from now on, apartments and hotels!  I'm done with hostels… unless it's the hostel that I stayed at in Lisbon (I have very fond memories of that one).  We took the metro back to the 1er Arrondissement in the afternoon to visit the Musee D'Orsay, which has a really famous collection of Impressionist Art.  The museum itself is actually an old train station that was converted into the museum… so it had that really awesome domed and tiled architecture… of course, those are the worst terms to describe it, haha.  We saw the famous Van Gogh self-portrait with his ear missing, a good number of Monet's other famous Impressionist landscapes, Renoir's dancing ladies, Degas' ballerinas, and a whole lot of others… some interesting sculptures in the hallway galleries as well.  Since my knee was still bothering me, I decided to take the elevator, but with only one elevator in the whole museum, it took us almost 10 minutes just to get from the 2nd to the 5th floor.  I actually got scolded by an older museum attendant (in French of course… and it was simple enough that I could understand her), for taking up valuable elevator space as fit and able-bodied youngsters (granted she didn't know about my bum knee)… we should have taken the stairs!  I can totally play the "old person" card now though, as I'm officially in my mid- to late-twenties, hehe. 
We left Musee D'Orsay when it closed, and walked along the Seine, taking in the beautiful night view of Paris (even though it was oh-so-cold).  Thankfully we passed by a pharmacy on the way back to the hotel/dinner-hunting, and I popped in to get some icy/hot equivalent patches for my knee (I had purchased an ACE bandage the night before in Marais, which helped, but not by much).  Tired, hungry and cold, we picked the closest cafe to grab dinner, but unfortunately, was the wrong choice… I ordered steak au poivre and creme brulee for dinner, and was majorly surprised to see the cook MICROWAVE my steak!  In PARIS?! Bah.  I was unhappy… and so was the steak… it was sadly rubbery.  The creme brulee wasn't that great either… he burnt the top :(  It was a sad and disappointing dinner, but no point crying over spilt milk… we trudged home and got ready for our day trip to Chateau de Versailles the next day.
 Me all bundled up, in front of the Musee D'Orsay sign (above), and the view from our hotel room of the Arc du Triomphe and the tip of the Eiffel Tower in the corner (below).

Saturday Nov 12th:
After figuring out the Paris train system, we hopped on the red and transferred to the blue line to get to Versailles… train ride was about half an hour to get to the Chateau.  I would have taken a nap, unfortunately there was a super annoying American woman in our car who just wouldn't shut up about her amazing TV shows on her Ipad, how awesome her macarons were, blahblahblah.  Wasn't able to get a wink of sleep.  We finally made it to Versailes-- was a beautiful, clear, sunny day oustide.  We started out at the grand, gilded gate entrance, and made our way through the royal quarters, the sleeping chambers of the King and Queen, and then to the famed Hall of Mirrors.  I guess it makes sense that the mirrors looked really old, since the Treaty of Versailles was signed so long ago (ok, I really need to brush up on my history… was it WWI or WWII?  This is slightly embarrassing…), but they just didn't look as shiny as I thought they would be.  We took a number of pictures inside the chateau, then headed out to the surrounding gardens.  So vast, so many fountains, so many statues (that were wrapped up because of the low season), perfectly manicured hedges… but again, no flowers.  This is a place I will definitely have to come back to in the Spring/Summer seasons… We had a delicious picnic next to Neptune's Fountain, of serrano ham and cheese and French baguettes.  I decided to toss the cheese rinds to the seagulls lounging around in the fountain, and ended up getting attacked by the birds trying to eat the crumbs on the floor.  We finished touring the chateau, took a few awesome jumping-in-the-air photos, and boarded the train back to Paris.  We did manage to pick up our train tickets to Brussels too, at the same station, but not without making a fool out of ourselves first.  We tried to pry open the automatic sliding glass doors to the ticket office, without realizing that we just weren't standing in the right place for the sensor to automatically open the doors for us.  I think the ticket agent was pretty bewildered at our crazy antics…

 Me and the throng of tourists in the Hall of Mirrors... I look a little dazed (above), and a view of the manicured gardens from a top floor window of the Chateau (below).

 Doesn't that look like a fake backdrop?  The front of the Entrance to the Chateau (above), and me imitating the angry fishie in the background (below).

 Tree-Dwee in the Versailles Garden (above), and super elated, jumping Dwee (below).
 On the way back to Paris, we decided to get off a few stops early at the Eiffel Tower stop.  I mean, we've see it multiple times from far away, but I figured we had to do the obligatory up-close photo.  I didn't realize how BIG it was… and brown!  Why did I think it would be steely-grey?  Took a few more jumping photos in front of the Eiffel Tower, walked across the Seine to the Cite de Architecture, a mall-like structure with various museums housed inside, and then proceeded back to the hotel for photos with the Arc du Triomphe.  It wasn't as imposing as I thought it would be, but still quite a sight, particularly with the multitude of cars circling around it. 


 What is up with me and this pose (above)?  Asian twins at the Eiffel! (below)

 Me looking lost... although I did figure out where we were going (above), jumping-for-joy Dwee in front of the Eiffel Tower (below).

 Obligatory Asian pose in front of the Eiffel (above), me trying not to get run over by crazy drivers circling the Arc du Triomphe (below).

 After researching the stores along the Champs-Elysee, Jess and I decided against high-brow shopping, so we headed back to our old neighborhood where we first stayed, for shopping in the Marais.  I finally gave in and decided to get the grey wool coat from Comptoir des Cottoniers (thought I would need a thicker coat for the trip to Brussels the next day), and plunked down $350USD to get it… yay late birthday/early Christmas gift to myself!  We also stepped into Pain et Sucre, an up-and-coming patisserie reviewed in the NY Times (which I only realized later), where I got a few more macarons and a homemade black currant marshmallow!  Macaron flavors I tried were mint chocoloate, butter and salted caramel, and apricot/rose/black sesame (that one was the best!).  We ended up back at the Jewish District, and having relatively few options left for food, and not wanting to repeat the awful cafe experience of the day before, I decided to try the shwarma/falafel sandwich that I read about in the guidebooks.  OMG, have never had better shwarma… soo umami-ly delicious and cheap!  I also got a sugar and lemon crepe at the stand next door for dessert, and at both of them on sitting on the steps of corner shop, just like a true Parisian! :)

Sunday Nov 13th:
It was an early morning trek to the Gare du Nord station for our day trip to Brussels on the high-speed Thalys train.  It was silly really, the cost of our first class ticket to Brussels was actually almost 30 euros cheaper than our economy class return ticket.  The first class cabin has free wifi and free breakfast!  Over the course of the 1.5 hour train ride, I read up on major landmarks to see in Brussels, had a few delicious croissants with coffee and orange juice, and took a short catnap.  Brussels was cloudy and foggy when we arrived, and super cold… thankfully I had my new cashmere scarf and festive winter coat.  We got off at the Brussels Midi Station, and spent a good deal of time trying to figure out a) where the bathroom was--we found it, but at to pay 0.5 euros to pee--and then b) how to get change to purchase a metro ticket to the station where the center of town was (we ended up having to go back to the bathroom to use the change machine to get Euro coins)… Finally figured out which stop to get off in order to see the sights in Brussels, and made it to the Grand-Place Square, one of the msot famous landmarks in Brussels.  It has incredibly old but historic and majestic architecture (but still smelled like pee)… we started out by visiting the church of St. Nicholas, which was the first building we came across from the metro stop at the Bourse, the Brussels Stock Exchange building (actually, I don't even think we saw the Bourse, come to think of it).  Within the Square, we saw a bunch of Belgian? boy scouts running some sort of scavenger hunt event, super cute in their knee high socks and handkerchiefs around their necks. 

 Me in my new coat and cashmere scarf in front of the Grand-Place Square (above) and Jess super excited in front of the Neuhaus chocolaterie (below).
 We walked down from the Grand-Place to the famous Mannekin Pis, the small child/boy peeing statue… turns out he is really quite small, and not that great, but the locals do dress him up in seasonal outfits every so often.  We took a few obligatory pictures with the peeing boy, and then made our way to the St. Chapelle Cathedral, one of the more well-known churches in Brussels… but really, by this time, all the churches looked pretty much the same : l  Toured the inside of the church, and then walked south towards the Marolles district, the blue-collar area of Brussels to check out the weekly Sunday Flea Market.  We got really overwhelmed with all the merchandise however, so we left after doing a cursory walk of the market grounds… everything looked too delicate to buy and take home anyway.  While walking towards the Grand Sablon Square, we accidentally passed the backside of the Palais du Justice, Brussel's High Court… and that too, smelled like pee.  Why Europe?!  Please de-pee-ify yourself!  The building was pretty ugly actually, under lots of scaffolding and covered in graffiti. 
At the Grand Sablon Square, sort of the Brussels Champs-Elysee equivalent, there were a lot of high-end chocolatiers, upscale boutiques, etc.  We stopped into the famed Pierre Marcollini chocolaterie, but found yet again that everything was too expensive, so we just strolled around outside (more like power-walked, since it was so nippy)… I found another Pierre Marcollini shop that sold hot chocolate, so I decided to pop in and order one, just to say that I had some Pierre Marcollini chocoate, even though it was melted :D  Super rich, super creamy, super cocoa-ey…. but not cloyingly sweet, thank goodness.  It helped keep my hands warm while we walked up to the Petit Sablon Garden, which was again, brown and flower-less.  But that's what I get for going to Europe in the Fall. 
We walked back up towards the Palais Royale, a square that houses the majority of the cultural museums in Brussels.  We took a few pictures with the giant statue of an important person on a horse (they're always sitting on a horse)… stepped into the Musical Instruments Museum to regroup and warm up from the cold, then decided to quickly check out the biggest cathedral in Brussels, the St. Michel and Guldera Cathedral.  Unfortunately, we again went the wrong way and approached the Cathedral from the backside, haha.  We walked back to the Grand Place to commence souvenir shopping for family and friends, and started with the Galleries St. Hubert, which is supposedly the oldest covered gallery/shopping area in Europe.  Since it was Sunday, a lot of shops were closed, but at least all the chocolate shops were open, so we walked into a few to get an idea of what we wanted to buy.

 Mannekin Pis! (above) Me gorging on Belgian Frites! (below)
 Hunger overtook us, so we intently searched for a Belgian frites stand… finally found a small corner shop on a side street of the Grand Place, and waited almost 20 minutes to get our frenchyfries… with andalouse sauce!  Such fried delicious goodness, I was so famished I burned the top of my mouth in a gluttonous attempt to shove the food into my mouth.  I still need to figure out what andalouse sauce is… some sort of spicy mayo/aioli thing… then went across the street to get a Belgian waffle (gauffre!) topped with powdered sugar.  The girl making our waffle was on her cell phone though, so it got a little too carmelized on one side, but still good nonetheless.  We hit a whole bunch of chocolatiers afterward--Leonidas, Neuhaus, Mary Chocolatier, La Belgique Gourmande… bought a dark chocolate and pear bar, a Neuhaus rasberry dark chocolate bar and this nut/dried fruit thingie (I can't remember the name) from Neuhaus too.  Can't wait to try those, but going to share with the g-ma, so need to wait a few more days until I get back stateside before I can try them.  I also decided to buy two loaves of bread to use up the small jar of Nutella I bought in the Paris supermarket (decided not to check my luggage, but I couldn't very well throw it away, so I figured I could just pre-slather the slices of bread with Nutella… BREAKFAST of CHAMPIONS! 
We finished shopping/got waay too cold, so sat down to dinner at a traditional Belgian restaurant in the Grand-Place, called D'Kertke… Something like that.  We ordered Moules Burgundy and Flemish beef stew and stoump (not sure if I spelled it right, but it's the Belgian version of mashed potatoes).  We were both too tired to order beer, and turns out, the mussels wasn't what I had in mind either, but it was delicious anyway.  We finished dinner earlier than expected… actually we finished our entire day earlier than expected, and still had 2 hours to kill before out train ride back to Paris.  We arrived at the Brussels train station to try and see if we could catch an earlier train home, but no dice, there weren't any seats available.  We just sat at the station, shivering, until our 930pm train arrived.  I totally passed out on the ride home… it was a great trip overall, just really packed… and really cold :T  I packed my things, showered and went to bed, but not before I made a point to mentally prepare for our poopy return back to work in Abuja.
 View of the Grand-Place Square with all the awesomely intricate architecture (above), night view of the Grand-Place Square, on the opposite side (below).


Monday Nov 14th:
Got up super early to nutella my loaves of bread (should that be a euphemism for something? haha)… and then gathered our things and checked out of the hotel.  The flight from Charles de Gaulle to Schipol wasn't until 11m but since I wanted to get my VAT refund on my new grey coat, we decided to get to the airport as early as possible.  VAT refund was a piece of cake, so we had a lot of time to do some last minute souvenir shopping… but it turns out, the shopping in our terminal wasn't so hot--just a bunch of booze and cosmetics, with some chocolate sprinkled in between.  I settled for using my euros instead on my last Parisian pastry hurrah: a pain au chocolat and butter croissant from the Paul stand in the terminal.  Our flight was delayed because of fog in Schipol, so we didn't board until over an hour later.  This made for a pretty tight layover in Amsterdam; we had to run to our connecting flight, so we had no time to do any additional shopping, sadly.  I spent most of the flight from Schipol to Abuja watching in-flight movies and napping… usually I hate airplane food, but I was definitely quite taken with the food on KLM… or maybe I just was really hungry, so everything tasted good.
We arrived at Abuja on time, and made it smoothly through immigration and customs (the key is to approach the officers with a nice smile and engage in polite laughter/banter… worked the last few times!).  Uncle Pitt's drivers picked us up and dropped us back at our apartment in Wuse II before 11pm.  All in all, it was a great whirlwind impromptu trip… can't wait until the next Eid/Sallah holiday for another jaunt to Europe!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

So, total fail on blogging about my jaunt across Paris and Brussels after I returned... it's been almost two weeks since I've been back, and I have been so swamped with work and general malaise-ennui that I haven't felt up to documenting my trip.  Thankfully I was able to keep a hand-written journal of the places we went and (more importantly?) what we ate on our week-long tour.  I promise I will post a nice fat post tomorrow--complete with pictures! --since we have the day off for Thanksgiving.  Unfortunately I do not get Friday off... :(

Also, on a sad note, this is my first Thanksgiving away from home... wompwomp.  Even when I was on the East Coast, I still had time to make it to my aunt's place in Indiana for Thanksgiving, which isn't even close to what we do at home, but at least it was still a family gathering.  I guess we will just have to replicate the whole thing again this year for Christmas :)  Dad, I'm looking forward to turkey confit, so you'd better be prepared to make it again! ^_^

Two more weeks until I fly back to the States... let the countdown begin! 

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Allons-y a Paris!

Look at me, all diligent and blogging more than once a week :)  Biggest news to share is that Jess & I will be taking what they call R&R in diplomat terms... a vacay for about one week to Paris!  We will be taking a red eye flight out from Abuja to Paris Monday night and taking advantage of the Sallah Muslim holiday here in Nigeria.  Officially, we have Monday and Tuesday off as Nigerian Holidays, and then we also get Friday off as a US Federal Holiday (Veterans Day).  To top it off, our CDC country director decided to allow people to take leave on Wednesday and Thursday, so essentially the entire office is taking a week off.  This of course messes with our deadlines (which in true Nigerian fashion, we have already missed), but hey! At least everyone gets a whole week off.  We've decided to be extra hardworking, so we went into work today, will go in for a full day tomorrow and then work on Monday as well; I actually have been fielding a whole bunch of conference calls, and Monday will be one of them, so three extra days of work on the weekends and holidays should make up for the 6 day vacation we're going on.  Yay Paris!  We would have tried to go somewhere in Africa for cheaper airfare, but it turns out it's more expensive to fly within the continent than it is to fly out 8-10 hours and hit Europe.  O_o Go figure.
Unfortunately, with the timing of Sallah, Boko Haram (our local "Nigerian Taliban") decided that they wanted to wreak havoc--they already have killed a few dozen people in states up north.  Why would they want to bomb and shoot and kill on their own holiday?  I don't understand. :(  With threats of attacking more government locales and population gathering places like the Hilton or the Sheraton hotels in Abuja, the US Embassy decided to cancel the Marine Corps Ball tonight out of security concerns.  Was very much looking forward to it, but I'd rather be safe and working overtime than... dead.  Jess and I even went shoe shopping at Wuse market to get her dress shoes for the event (I ended up befriending the local shoe vendor and bought a pair of shiny-ish Toms for cheap)!  Hopefully they will be able to come up with an alternative sometime soon.
For now, work at home, laundry, reading up on travel guides and catching up on this week's tv shows, if time allows.  Any tips on traveling in Paris would be much appreciated!
Happy Sallah and Eid!  Do me and yourself a favor, and go find a goat to sacrifice for the holiday. ^^

Friday, November 4, 2011

BAaaaHH....baaAAhhhHHh.....

TGIF!!!  The upside of working in Nigeria is that Friday's are half work days... I just woke up from a glorious, much-needed nap.  Jess and I got off work around 1230 and headed over to the fancypants new mall that houses one of two movie theaters (cinemas, they call it here) in Abuja, in an attempt to find her a pair of dress shoes for the Marine Corps Ball tomorrow.  However, to no avail, we did not find anything suitable--everything was ridiculously overpriced, not to mention fugly, oh and boat-sized.  I guess they don't carry anything less than a size 40 here.  We wandered into one of the restaurants in the shopping complex after we exhausted all the stores there (and there really weren't that many)... stood in front of the cash register for about 10 minutes it seemed like, trying to figure out what we wanted for lunch.  I think my ability to make executive decisions has been affected, maybe there's something in the water here... I mean, how difficult is it to choose between pizza, burgers, chicken nuggets or rotisserie chicken?  Apparently incredibly difficult.  As we stood there stupidly staring at the menu board and talking through our decisions out loud, we caught the attention of two guys sitting behind us eating lunch.  One of them tried to get our attention--now normally, in the States, I would just turn around and politely acknowledge them if they said "excuse me", but in Nigeria, I've learned that usually, the Nigerians just want to scream CHINACHINACHINA at you or try and get you to buy something.  However, he didn't quite have as strong of a Nigerian accent, so I turned around and he asked us if we were from the States... I said I was from California and he remarked that he thought I had a Southern California accent--first of all, I didn't know SoCal had an accent, nor did I ever think I had an accent.  Turns out it is a ridiculously small world, even at a random mall in Nigeria, as this kid said he was from the San Fernando Valley when I asked him where he was from.  (Note: only people who know LA really well and actually grew up in the valley know that it's called the SFV)  How crazy is that?!  He even mentioned that he went to Sepulveda middle school and Reseda high school... I mean, you can't make this up on the fly if you tried.  I remarked that I used to have a bus stop at Reseda when I took the bus in middle school, and he was like, "Wait, you went to Portola for middle school?"  !!! O_O  I was seriously floored.  Anyhow, as a semi-lame ending to the story, he suggested to order the burgers for lunch, so we exchanged numbers and ordered a burger each (well, I got a cheeseburger, heh)... while we waited for our food, power went out a few times, cashiers stared at us, some random person tried to take our picture... yeah, we attract quite a lot of attention.  This is what I thought of when we finally got our food:



Cheeseburger was decently good, fries had a weird potato-y taste to it (unlike McDonald's fries, which taste like BEEF), and coke didn't taste like… coke.  Wasn't sickly sweet, probably because it doesn't contain loads of HFCS, hah.  However, had too much mayo… waaaay too much mayo.  What is the Nigerian obsession with that stuff?  Meh.

Anyhow, last culturally awkward thing to note:
Yesterday Jess and I were stuck at work quite late, trying to help the senior technical team edit a massive grants document... in short, it was a very long two hours of he said... he said (because everyone on the senior tech team is male), and after drawing stick figures, diagrams, phrasing and rephrasing objectives and measurable outcomes, we were able to come up with a semi-functional document.  The most difficult part was contending with the sheep/goat that was bleating incessantly outside the office.  At first I thought I was going crazy from staring at the Word document (I had started hearing things the night before, most likely a mefloquine-induced dream), but no, the team lead confirmed that there actually was a sheep/goat outside.  This weekend is Eid, a Muslim holiday, and some people will just give things out... apparently goats and sheep are items that you can gift away... people take them home and sacrifice them for the Muslim holiday.  I wanted to sacrifice it then and there because it wouldn't shut up, but that probably would not have reflected the cultural sensitivity that I should/do have... :T

Hopefully will not need to count any sheep before I go to bed tonight...

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Movember?!

So... I'm not going to grow out my mustache for the month of November, mainly because I can't... but I think it's a great idea, although how does it work?  Do you (the guy who is growing out his mustache/beard/goatee for the entire month of November) have someone sponsor you, and then donate the money to a prostate cancer awareness org?  Is there even a national prostate cancer awareness group?  I wonder what ribbon color it would be, haha.

Anyhow, enough of that.  I AM NOW OFFICIALLY OLD.  Welcome to the other side of your mid-twenties!  Sigh.  I feel old.  Nigeria makes it so strange though... I can't believe it's already November, but each day is sooo GD looong.  It's the weirdest feeling.  And how is it the holiday season already?!  I dream about walking into Costco for weekend sample munchies and seeing all the crazy blow up lawn decorations and gift wrap an lights, and instead, what do I see in Nigeria?  I see a police squad car (some weird 4 door pick up truck hybrid) while I'm stuck in traffic coming home from work today, with four policemen sitting on the roof of the car, and the flatbed of the pick up filled with goats.  GOATS!  What is up with that?  This country is just so... eh.  No words to describe.

I've been putting in a lot of hours at work these last couple of days, almost clocked in 12 hours on Halloween... I dressed up as... myself, only because as the odd yellow woman out, my normal appearance could actually pass as a costume... yeah, didn't try this year.  After a long day of work, stumbled into the local pizzeria (that also sold Mexican fajitas, pasta, Philly cheesesteaks... you name it) and splurged on two large pizzas for a celebratory birthday dinner at home.  After Jess and I gorged on pizza, our third flatmate Laura surprised me with cake from the nearby bakery.  Sweet gesture, and the chocolate mousse cake was quite delicious, but the tiramisu was a bit lacking, and the cheesecake was... not cheesecake, haha. Here is the pizza, in all it's greasy glory (veggie supreme on the left, "no-pork" pepperoni on the right), and me showing off my birthday dinner... in my crazy-looking house clothes and lacy FOB slippers... look at that manic glint in my eye... I was starving when Jess took that picture, but she wouldn't let me attack the slices without documenting them first, haha.


Fielding a bunch of conference calls this week and next week... going to unwind with a mani-pedi pampering session on Saturday (my birthday gift to myself) before dancing--and perhaps drinking?-- my patootie off at the Marine Corps Ball Saturday night.  Only respectable pics will be posted from that  O_o

And lastly... after almost 2 weeks of being a sickly invalid, I think I'm finally (almost) back to my normal, semi-immunocompromised self!  Or at least, I've traded gargantuan, swollen lymph nodes and tonsils for the sniffles.  Hey, at least my voice is coming back!  Just in time for a grand ol' party this weekend ^_^

Until next time!  Now, back to GLEE!

Saturday, October 29, 2011

For most blood drained in a single evening...

Happy Halloween!  Ok, so it's not Halloween just yet, but seeing as I am miles away from crunchy orange and red leaves, haunted houses and candy corn, I had to get into the holiday spirit by watching The Nightmare Before Christmas.  Halloween is obviously not a big holiday here in Nigeria, and I never really thought about how much I would miss it, but turns out I really do miss the spooky decorations and costume revelry.  I guess I'll just have to save all the partying and such for the Marine Corps Ball next weekend :)

Unfortunately, since my last post, I spent the majority of my week nursing this wretched cold that I developed... I felt well enough on Tuesday to go to work and then head over to the Hilton gym for a quick workout, but it took a turn for the worse on Wednesday, and my lymph nodes/tonsils/general throat-neck area were so ridiculously swollen that I could barely swallow my own saliva.  One of my co-workers at work had me try this local homeopathic medicine, called "bitter kola"--it looks like a giant Brazil nut, tastes way way worse, and as the name indicates, incredibly bitter--which is supposed to help soothe my sore throat and cough, but didn't really do anything...

Only a few events worthy of note this week, aside from the fact that I sound like death right now (or according to Phoebe from "Friends", I sound quite sexy with this raspy hoarse voice):
** Got the go ahead from my mentor to come home for interviews in December, so I will be taking off a few days early to tackle some schools in the Midwest (Chi-town, I see you soon!!)
**Received my first care package from home on Friday!  Now I can finally use the wifi on my iPad!  It took me a while to figure out how to set up this wireless router, but I was somehow able to get it to work, yay!  I'd say I knew I what I was doing, but... I didn't :P
**Friday night, went to the local Italian Restaurant, Da Maria's, with our new flatmate and her expat friends.  Unfortunately, I didn't think it was worth how expensive it was... seeing as I can make pasta at home too for way less.  At least the cheese and cured meats platter was delicious.  I probably will go back to try their desserts, but don't anticipate going back any time soon for their main courses.  Still need to try the grilled fish at the local beer gardens and shwarma.

Tonight Jess and I are going back to the Chinese restaurant for dinner and then tomorrow, Uncle Pig will pick us up early in the morning for a breakfast party (? Didn't know those existed...) at the Philippine Embassy.  Not sure how that is going to turn out, will post on that later. 

Last tidbit: The next week is the Ramadan holiday Eid... and with Veteran's Day at the end of the week, looks like the work week will only be 1 or 2 days... perhaps a hop and skip over to somewhere fun?  We shall see...